Friday, January 29, 2010

Review: St. Trinian's

Is it possible to review a movie after watching only seven minutes of it?

Answer: Yes.

St. Trinian's is a colossal crapstorm. It's British.

But I repeat myself.

The dialogue is horrendus, the "humor" big and broad (girl runs into door, cartoonishly slides down), and Russell Brand plays some sort of drug dealer who employs tween schoolgirls as his mules.

Or something.

One thing DID make me quite happy: The satisfying feeling of pressing the EJECT button on the ol' DVD player.

Final Ranking: Zero Socialized Medicines

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